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Retrograde Solutions for Modern Issues

Want to get in great shape physically, mentally and spiritually? Want to learn how to cook and eat with carefully orchestrated indulgence? Or, do you want to know how to extract your kids from legacy systems of control (aka school)? We’re here to help. Let’s go backwards together.

Believe it or not, people had great ideas in the 1950s. They also had great ideas in the 1850s. Progress isn’t linear. The civilizing forces want you to believe that we’re on a steady march towards perfection, when nothing could be further from the truth. Our grandparents knew what was up.

There’s no shortcut for commitment and consistency. Nor do you want there to be. Happiness comes through mastery, not through cheat codes, Uber Eats, and diet pills. Humanity is meant to struggle to attain what they most want. That’s what makes living worth living. Join us as we live The Retro Life.

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